i suck at being an adult


I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

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gross kissy noises and sobbing

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Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.

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if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

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❝There’s no need for such ceremony for us to be friends.❞

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*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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it got better

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Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them



I’m trying to clean but he wants to come with me all the time so I put him in the basket so I can carry him more easily and he’s very happy about it

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Their desperate hope was ridiculously crushed like a worm. 

Superficial, cruel, revolting.

Isn't it even more demonic than a demon?



sad graduating pool nerds

afternoon reblog

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your fav childhood memory? —Anonymous


Not paying bills

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this isn’t even a problem

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What an adorable lab rat you make, Charles.

I don’t see how anyone can interpret this as anything other than open and blatant flirting.

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