*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face
please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out
Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example
sherlock creates a shortcut on john’s phone so that whenever he types sherlock’s name it changes to “my arousingly brilliant and surprisingly flexible husband”
john always forgets about it until he embarrasses himself while answering blog comments from his phone
finally john gets revenge by creating a shortcut on sherlock’s phone that changes “case” to “cock”
"I’ve got a very big cock, but I’m busy at the moment, so you’re going to have to jump right on it."
"lestrade, i haven’t had a cock in three weeks. I NEED A COCK. -sh"